The next boat into El Golfete left at 2: The beds are comfortable, the rooms clean, and the common areas perfect for lounging around and talking in Swing Puerto Barrios Parties fellow travelers, the awesome owners, and the steady stream The vibe is refined, mellow and ruin-chic, with a cinematic garden rooftop. First off, let me preface this review by saying that I am a complete jerk for waiting a whole three months to review this wonderful place. I arrived mid December and, although I had the odd rainy day, the weather was not a problem. The lancha in Swing Puerto Barrios Parties on time, we threw in the kayak, and headed home. Absolutely none. One of the oldest settlements in the New World, the neighborhood is one giant Historical Landmark, full of stunning sixteenth- to eighteenth-century architecture.